I always suspected J.Los ass to have magical powers. Last Monday standing just five feet away from her mound of activity at Time Magazines 100 Most Influential People party, it was confirmed. I was hypnotized by its volcanic nature, it whispered, Follow me to this case of jewels and I did. Watch me coo over my husband Marc Antony and I did. Come with me to the ladies room, but careful of my bodyguard and I did. The only thing that could pull me out of J.Los magnetic trance was the blinding ray of light reflecting off P.Diddys diamond earrings. When I came to Katie Couric was schooling the audience on how to influence your employer into paying you $50 million a year (shit, I should have been listening harder), and Paul Simon was about to begin telling us how he Knows what he knows (during this one I think I resumed staring at J.Los ass).
You may be wondering what Liane and I were doing at this black tie event, given our place in New Yorks social ladder. Lets just leave it a mystery and pretend that we are moving on up.
I think that these were Hermes jewels that were on display perhaps to make the rich attendees feel at home. Comfort = diamonds.
Liane anticipating the adventure of mixing a top shelf open bar with uber celebrities.
Stephen Colbert speaking. Genius.
Condoleezza Rice was there too, but we missed her. I had so many questions....
Katie. Look how ripped she is.
The moment weve all been waiting for = J.Lo, her ass and Marc Antony
Dr. Well. I eavesdropped on his advice to a beautifully svelte socialite: your problem is you need to eat more fiber. Note to self.
Artist Kiki Smith
The paparazzi wouldnt let up. I finally let them take this one of me when they threatened to publish the recently candid pic of Wilmer Valderrama and I taken at a really trendy sushi fusion bar in LA last week. They are like, vultures.
At the end of the night this is where our wild goose chase for left over chocolate bon bons led us. Sad. I contemplated just reaching in for a handful, but I think I saw a chicken bone and Im a vegetarian.
Aaaah, back to my regular social schedule of free art events, with a visit to the annual Art Rock exhibited at Rockefeller Center presented by Clementine Gallery.
This was great, but I don't remember the artist - anyone, anyone?